ivyette | this is a post about dolls

I caved and bought Clawdeen a Bratz outfit, since her being in a bathing suit this time of year makes me sad. It's cute on her! It even has little suspenderssssss.

Also no word yet on the doll I'm looking forward to like I am my eventual someday wedding, Cupid. Oh, Cupid.

Let's discuss Cupid. I have drawn a diagram.

1: her halo made of her own perfect bubblegum pink hair. IT'S A HALO. MADE OF HAIR. IS IT HEART SHAPED? SCREW IT I DON'T EVEN CARE.

2: THOSE ADORABLE CURRRRRRLSSSSS!!!!!!!!

3: Her bow and arrow earrings

4: her wings are A RIBCAGE. Because hearts I guess? I only just now got that. DERP but anyway that is so creepy and perfect

5: her spine IS EXPOSED FOR NO REASON LOOK AT THAT AWESOME CREEPY SHIT MAYBE IT'S A METAPHOR FOR EXPOSING YOUR HEART I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT JUST COME TO ME

6: That entire adorable outfit. Those gauzy straps! That skirt! Those ~gothic~ hearts! The lacey bits underneath! The soft scrunchy pink bits on the top! Those black splatters!

7: Her fade-to-black handsss with the heart lace detailsssss HER LITTLE HAAAAANDS

8: HER BLACK DRIPPING HEART HANDBAG. look at the details on that thing HOLY CHRIST.

9: HER ARROW RING/BRACELET. DID YOU NOTICE THAT??? LOOK AT IT AGAIN. I love jewelry that is multiple things IT IS A BRACELET CONNECTED TO A RING DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT IS TO ME I LOVE SHIT LIKE THISSSSSSSSSS THIS WAS MADE FOR ME STUFF THAT IS ALSO OTHER STUFF IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

10: Her pantyhose... or just her legs...? have those heart details LOOK AT THEM GOD I WOULD WEAR TIGHTS LIKE THAT ALL THE DAMN TIME

11: HER SHOES ARE CHAINS MADE OUT OF HEARTS. HEART CHAINS. I CAN'T. I CANNOT.

12: Her bitchy pink eyebrows and clear blue lovely eyesssss

13: her perfect nose AND THAT BITCHY MOUTH WITH THE CUPID-STYLE LIPSTICKKKKKKKK HOW UNIQUE IS THAT. AND GAGA DID IT SO THAT'S SOME COOL POINTS.

DID I MENTION: LOOK AT THE DETAILS. look. at the details. look at them. She has her own face sculpt (as all the dolls do). Look at her dress! That handbag with the tiny detailing! Her LEGS and THOSE HEARTSSSS! That fade-to-black is part of her plastic, it's not paint. LOOK AT THAT SHADE OF HAIR IT IS THE MOST PERFECT HAIR.

now, I'm not saying Cupid will oust Draculaura as my favorite. She won't! I'm just saying, CUPID. Draculaura and her hearts and pink will always be in my heart and she'll always be my first and favoritest. I'm just saying, guys, in conclusion: CUPID. Apparently her "tagline" will be, according to very unreliable sources, "love doesn't have to be scary". AWWWWWWWW COME TO ME. DRACULARUA + CUPID BFFS

srsly guys has anything ever been so perfectly made for me HER EYES ARE EVEN MY FAVORITE SHADE OF BLUE COME ON NOW SOMEONE'S JUST TROLLING ME. AND HER COMBINATION JEWELRY. JESUS CHRIST.

oh also Boyfriend bought me beads I'ma sell doll bracelets on etsy. they will fund MOAR DOLLS.

so what else is new.

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