Ups and downs

[ivyette]

I've been having a terrible week- My grandmother's sister Rose died unexpectedly on Monday- but the whole Pottermore thing definitely makes me feel better.
http://www.pottermore.com/

JK ROWLING YOU OWN MY SOUL FOREVERTY-EVER.

-7:13 AM

RIP Aunt Rose! I'm sorry you never got to come to my wedding. :(

Comments

[frickkonastick.livejournal.com]

awww bb i'm sorry about your Aunt. :(

But YAY POTTERMORE.

[ivybgreenflower]

ILUBB. <333333333


POTTERMOREJKWEH FJKWEHFJKWE HWEJKHRWEJR

WHAT???

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lol
I draw those eyes and a smile with magic markers on my mutts, either on their backs or belly's. You have an idea who has a personality in the group during a gathering if they laugh out loud.
Have you ever lied by omission or told a white lie because you felt awkward about something you have or did? Something because you were maybe too lucky or every time you saw that person, you just came back from....idk, Japan. So you play it down or never mention stuff. It's easier that way, my mom did the same thing. It's seriously sad, because when you have on that one favorite pair of shoes with little embroidered lady bugs on them from Moschino, the same person asks you how could you spend that much money on a pair of shoes that were sewn by a little Italian lady in the countryside. So you stand there, you are an adult, you always pay your bills on time, you do not have 50 pairs of extra or very very expensive shoes and here you are explaining yourself to a person about your whimsical favorite fucking shoes that you have had and took care of and wiped them extra clean for 15 fucking years!!!! I could say more and more and more.......But I will not.
See???
I do not like Monte Carlo...been there done that, going to eat some Poori because you know I would rather watch river cremations and monkeys flinging poos and all that fun stuff.
Some guy interviewing a relative of mine, Miss Charcuterie, looked fantastic! Handsome, great teeth, beautiful. I wish he would use that pic or something like that in a coco nutter header for fucksakes.
I couldn't careless about pecking order or better than you crap, it's really too time consuming. I'd rather play with.......kiss kiss hug hug...sniff, Ted Teddd, sniff, hug hug, Daisy,Daisy....
xoxox

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[ivybgreenflower]

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[frickkonastick.livejournal.com]

I wish I had made this comment.

[ivybgreenflower]

It's SO BEAUTIFUL

[(Anonymous)]

My primary motivation behind buying a car, despite the scarcity of my funds, was that I refused to be driven around town in a car with red and blue lights on top. Nothing slows down traffic like a cop.

Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 1, p.5

[ivybgreenflower]

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[frickkonastick.livejournal.com]

the line has been crossed.

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[ivybgreenflower]

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[(Anonymous)]

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[ivybgreenflower]

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