Sigh.

Me: You mean to tell me you think all my life consists of is livejournal, monochromatic hippies, and The Beatles?
...
Wait. *slams head on desk*
Never mind.
Jess: Lmao.

I fraternized with Jesus and Pinky today... man, if that's our messiah, then... then I dunno what. :x

It's 5:55 PM and I'm online. Why? RESEARCH PAPER. If I "start" now, by nine o'clock I may have something accomplished :P

I may as well describe the dream I had last night.
See, my mother and I were parked outside of a convenience store, and Paul was inside. Well, me being me, I ran inside to look at him. He was all old and gray looking with grey sweatpants and a white shirt. (notice the two different spellings of gray... lmao) So I went outside and my mother is talking kinda matter-of-factly to Yoko and Olivia. Yoko is concerned about my mental health (she asks my mother how I've been sice my "breakdown") and Olivia mutters something about George and spiritualNess.

There HAS to be a problem if YOKO ONO is inquiring about my mental health... I mean... have you ever seen her? lmao...
Maybe John and George are trying to tell me something? *shrugs*

...right. The research paper.

#%$&&**^%#$@ Flannery O'Connor. On the good side, I can "channel" her... or at least ask her for some help... I wonder if anyone else ever thought of that? Ha, when my research paper gets higher than everyone else's, then I'll tell them my secret.

Or not, you know, because that works too.

Well... I suppose I must be going...

*runs to sparkNotes*



Ivy @ 6:05 PM

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FLANNERY O'CONNOR, YOU MAKE MY HEAD HURT.
WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID HOUSE AND YOUR STUPID PEACOCKS AND YOUR STUPID CATHOLICISM. I DON'T.

ow.
-@ 8:53 PM

I can't help it, it's a sickness

Whenever I talk to him, these things just happen.

Ordinary Turtle (9:33:00 PM): your fork saved my life yesterday
CherryLady1346 (9:33:13 PM): Yay! I thought it might have.
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CherryLady1346 (9:35:17 PM): OMG that makes me so proud and scared and happy and kinda hungry, actually.
CherryLady1346 (9:35:26 PM): but mostly happy
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Ordinary Turtle (9:36:48 PM): yeah and on my way home from work my engine could've blown up lol i would've been BBQ Mattfro
CherryLady1346 (9:37:11 PM): hungry as I am, that does not sound tasty.
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CherryLady1346 (9:40:28 PM): stab it with a fork
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Like I said. These things just happen.
HOLY MOTHER OF CHEESE, BATMAN!

..like that, yes.
I wrote about a half of a page. yes. Goodbye.
Ivyette @ 9:29 PM (my computer clock is wayyy off..., lol)