Fighting with my stomach, I think I won
Jan. 16th, 2004 11:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ivyetteI just had some rice-a-roni; for dinner, I had some leftover homemade pizza. You know, this whole "solid-foods" thing is really quite nice once you get the hang of it. :)
My stomach is being bratty, however. It doesn't like solid food anymore (it's so spoiled.) So it says to me, "Damn you woman I thought we already discussed this!" so I said, "Yeah, so? I work the mouth and the hands, you have no control over that. And besides, YOU were growling!"
"So? Besides- I have control over the GAG REFLEX! And the REGIURGITATION! BWA-HA-HA!" And so she proceeded to make me very uncomfortable, feeling as though the rice stuff didn't agree with me. I have not, however, thrown up (yay) so she was just threatening me. I think I have my stomach under control, though.
SOLID FOOD FOREVER!
Paul McCartney, on an album he made that has Micheal *shudder* Jackson, had a stunning revelation:
"I know... that one and one... makes two."
-Paul McCartney
Wow, let's all bow down. :)
<3 Paul
I feel the need to come clean- wow, what's with all the confessions lately? Anyway, I have, have, HAVE to say this.
There was a (short) period where I hated John Lennon. I mean, I was loath to think of him, I threw things at him, I cried, I felt betrayed. I felt like he did it just to bother me. I was so angry with him. It was because I found out that when he was young, he was mean to cripples and old people and liked to draw deformed babies and stuff, and that he cheated with his wife with over 300 women- one of which I was a fan of, Eleanor Bron, the lady from Help! (her sister was the one being sacrificed. Remember?) well, I was upset with him and I hated him and he was kicked out of his top spot.
Of course, I got over it, did a three page report on him from memory, and now I love him more than anything (except, like, my family and friends and that stuff.)
<3333 John
<3 Ringo
<3 George
Ok. One last thing.
Another "family" member dropped dead. He was my God-forsaken aunt's first husband and I met him once, and I liked him, but I never knew him during the time when he was my "uncle". My aunt got remarried to a bastard and I hate him and they stole thousands upon thousands of dollars from my grandfather, leaving my parents in debt. Apparently she hates decent guys, but anyway, I think my father will be upset... he's known this guy for like EVER and they're like brothers... I hope my father will be ok.
Ok, by the way, add him to my list of cancer deaths. Sigh.
Ivyette @ 11:52 PM
My stomach is being bratty, however. It doesn't like solid food anymore (it's so spoiled.) So it says to me, "Damn you woman I thought we already discussed this!" so I said, "Yeah, so? I work the mouth and the hands, you have no control over that. And besides, YOU were growling!"
"So? Besides- I have control over the GAG REFLEX! And the REGIURGITATION! BWA-HA-HA!" And so she proceeded to make me very uncomfortable, feeling as though the rice stuff didn't agree with me. I have not, however, thrown up (yay) so she was just threatening me. I think I have my stomach under control, though.
SOLID FOOD FOREVER!
Paul McCartney, on an album he made that has Micheal *shudder* Jackson, had a stunning revelation:
"I know... that one and one... makes two."
-Paul McCartney
Wow, let's all bow down. :)
<3 Paul
I feel the need to come clean- wow, what's with all the confessions lately? Anyway, I have, have, HAVE to say this.
There was a (short) period where I hated John Lennon. I mean, I was loath to think of him, I threw things at him, I cried, I felt betrayed. I felt like he did it just to bother me. I was so angry with him. It was because I found out that when he was young, he was mean to cripples and old people and liked to draw deformed babies and stuff, and that he cheated with his wife with over 300 women- one of which I was a fan of, Eleanor Bron, the lady from Help! (her sister was the one being sacrificed. Remember?) well, I was upset with him and I hated him and he was kicked out of his top spot.
Of course, I got over it, did a three page report on him from memory, and now I love him more than anything (except, like, my family and friends and that stuff.)
<3333 John
<3 Ringo
<3 George
Ok. One last thing.
Another "family" member dropped dead. He was my God-forsaken aunt's first husband and I met him once, and I liked him, but I never knew him during the time when he was my "uncle". My aunt got remarried to a bastard and I hate him and they stole thousands upon thousands of dollars from my grandfather, leaving my parents in debt. Apparently she hates decent guys, but anyway, I think my father will be upset... he's known this guy for like EVER and they're like brothers... I hope my father will be ok.
Ok, by the way, add him to my list of cancer deaths. Sigh.
Ivyette @ 11:52 PM
