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Every single time I shut the desk lamp before going to bed without making sure the hall light is on first. Every. Single. Time. Because I think I can make it to my bedroom, but halfway there I start panicking, real live danger-mode adrenaline pumping, heart-hammering panic, and smacking my hand desperately against the wall like LIGHT THINGIES MAKE THE LIGHT COME BACK OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHERE IS THE LIGHT SWITCH YOU HAVE LIVED HERE ALL YOUR 24 YEARS WHY DON'T YOU KNOWWWWWW and sometimes I even squeak if I don't get there fast enough. Then I turn on my bedroom light, shut the hall light, and FLEE into my bedroom, shutting the door way too quickly behind me, and then I collapse into bed because that was a terrible ordeal, all that oppressive scary darkness.
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Every single time I shut the desk lamp before going to bed without making sure the hall light is on first. Every. Single. Time. Because I think I can make it to my bedroom, but halfway there I start panicking, real live danger-mode adrenaline pumping, heart-hammering panic, and smacking my hand desperately against the wall like LIGHT THINGIES MAKE THE LIGHT COME BACK OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHERE IS THE LIGHT SWITCH YOU HAVE LIVED HERE ALL YOUR 24 YEARS WHY DON'T YOU KNOWWWWWW and sometimes I even squeak if I don't get there fast enough. Then I turn on my bedroom light, shut the hall light, and FLEE into my bedroom, shutting the door way too quickly behind me, and then I collapse into bed because that was a terrible ordeal, all that oppressive scary darkness.
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