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So let's talk about dreams I've had lately. I know, I know, other people's dreams aren't interesting. Which is why I'm cutting out all but the most interesting parts.
-Before I woke up today I had a dream I was in some sort of school, like a high school for adults, and had decided to join the baseball team (not softball). Some dude was hitting on me and I was like, k sure have my number you're cool. Then he left and Charlie Sheen showed up and draped himself over me and was like I WANT YOUR NUMBER TOO and I was like DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP OH MY GOD GO AWAY. like... Charlie Sheen wtf you doing in my dreams, dude. gtfo.
-Last week I dreamed Cheryl Cole was kind of hitting on me, but another girl was telling me "Don't get your hopes up, she just likes to flirt, she never follows through." And I was like o ok den, we'll just be flirty friends. Pointless dream is pointless.
-I also dreamed I was in high school with Adam and I was a like, student council member? Like the school's president? And The vice principal (one of my actual VPs from when I was in actual high school) found some stuff and was like "I need you to find out who this belongs to" and I was like "oh, it's Adam's" and then he was avoiding me because I knew about his secret ex-boyfriend and he was afraid I'd judge him and I was like omg you idiot. And then when I found him he decided he wanted to be my boyfriend and I was like, o ok den. And then we had the blandest kiss ever.
I suspect the Charlie Sheen baseball dream came from the fact that before going to sleep I stayed up late writing a Longbert AU in which both of them are baseball players and it's a tiny bit angsty and I can't post it until I finish the other Longbert but I can't wait because it's like my favorite thing I ever wrote, I can't even. Where Charlie Sheen comes in I have no idea.
THE END.
-Before I woke up today I had a dream I was in some sort of school, like a high school for adults, and had decided to join the baseball team (not softball). Some dude was hitting on me and I was like, k sure have my number you're cool. Then he left and Charlie Sheen showed up and draped himself over me and was like I WANT YOUR NUMBER TOO and I was like DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP OH MY GOD GO AWAY. like... Charlie Sheen wtf you doing in my dreams, dude. gtfo.
-Last week I dreamed Cheryl Cole was kind of hitting on me, but another girl was telling me "Don't get your hopes up, she just likes to flirt, she never follows through." And I was like o ok den, we'll just be flirty friends. Pointless dream is pointless.
-I also dreamed I was in high school with Adam and I was a like, student council member? Like the school's president? And The vice principal (one of my actual VPs from when I was in actual high school) found some stuff and was like "I need you to find out who this belongs to" and I was like "oh, it's Adam's" and then he was avoiding me because I knew about his secret ex-boyfriend and he was afraid I'd judge him and I was like omg you idiot. And then when I found him he decided he wanted to be my boyfriend and I was like, o ok den. And then we had the blandest kiss ever.
I suspect the Charlie Sheen baseball dream came from the fact that before going to sleep I stayed up late writing a Longbert AU in which both of them are baseball players and it's a tiny bit angsty and I can't post it until I finish the other Longbert but I can't wait because it's like my favorite thing I ever wrote, I can't even. Where Charlie Sheen comes in I have no idea.
THE END.
