Reposted from May 2, 2003:
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Comedy Fest Highlights
Ok. It's now or never, so here they are...
Starting when we got the script...
Steph: Mine needs to be stapled...
Jack: You have your own stapler? You're an animal!
Evan: Which one did you pick? Prissy the smart one or Missy the clever one?
Me: Wait, I'm Prissy the clever one and she's LISSY the Smart one! GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARD!
Me: *zip* AIEEEE! *pants* I...can't... breathe.... help...me...
Ah, that's better. I'm Prissy, I'm the clever one, and I CAN'T BREATHE!
Jess: Ok, let's count how many people stare...
Grace: Did you see that guy? The one that put down his visor?
Jess: 12!!! 12!!! LOL!
Bianca: *faints*
Steph and I: *runs to well*
Me: *grabs cup of water* *looks at Bianca, waiting expectantly* *looks at cup* *uncomfortable silence* *looks at Bianca* *looks at cup* *SPLASH* oops sorry Bianca I didn't know there was that much in there *wipes off soaked Bianca, while audience stares*
There were a lot more, really. I'll do more later.
-Ivy @ 11:23 PM
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I sort of vaguely remember the stapler/animal conversation, but none of the others. Oh, and the water, because, dude. That was insane. I still remember the thirty seconds of not knowing whether to throw the water on her or what the hell else to do and then I did and there was a lot in there and I didn't realize and I'm sure no one knew what the hell was going on and the whole play sucked anyway.
-3:25 AM
P.S. I completely forgot their names were Jack and Evan. I could have sworn there was a Bobby in there somewhere. Now that I think of it, though, I remember that we could never remember which was which, like, which was Jack, the tall idiot or the smaller idiot? I think he was the taller one.
ETA 4:41 AM I think Bobby was the taller one and Evan was the shorter one and now I don't remember who Jack was. Was he the redhead who claimed to be completely colorblind?
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Comedy Fest Highlights
Ok. It's now or never, so here they are...
Starting when we got the script...
Steph: Mine needs to be stapled...
Jack: You have your own stapler? You're an animal!
Evan: Which one did you pick? Prissy the smart one or Missy the clever one?
Me: Wait, I'm Prissy the clever one and she's LISSY the Smart one! GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARD!
Me: *zip* AIEEEE! *pants* I...can't... breathe.... help...me...
Ah, that's better. I'm Prissy, I'm the clever one, and I CAN'T BREATHE!
Jess: Ok, let's count how many people stare...
Grace: Did you see that guy? The one that put down his visor?
Jess: 12!!! 12!!! LOL!
Bianca: *faints*
Steph and I: *runs to well*
Me: *grabs cup of water* *looks at Bianca, waiting expectantly* *looks at cup* *uncomfortable silence* *looks at Bianca* *looks at cup* *SPLASH* oops sorry Bianca I didn't know there was that much in there *wipes off soaked Bianca, while audience stares*
There were a lot more, really. I'll do more later.
-Ivy @ 11:23 PM
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I sort of vaguely remember the stapler/animal conversation, but none of the others. Oh, and the water, because, dude. That was insane. I still remember the thirty seconds of not knowing whether to throw the water on her or what the hell else to do and then I did and there was a lot in there and I didn't realize and I'm sure no one knew what the hell was going on and the whole play sucked anyway.
-3:25 AM
P.S. I completely forgot their names were Jack and Evan. I could have sworn there was a Bobby in there somewhere. Now that I think of it, though, I remember that we could never remember which was which, like, which was Jack, the tall idiot or the smaller idiot? I think he was the taller one.
ETA 4:41 AM I think Bobby was the taller one and Evan was the shorter one and now I don't remember who Jack was. Was he the redhead who claimed to be completely colorblind?