Geez.

So I'm sitting here with digital cable tuned to the Radio Disney channel. And I came here to tell you that this is not because I like listening to songs from crappy Disney movies and ubercheesy outdated pop songs, but because my mother likes to leave the television on sleep for my bird. You know, like how people leave the radio on for dogs. (Oh my God, not Ashley Tisdale. Noooooooo!) Usually she leaves it on Nickelodeon (<3), but I noticed that my bird seems to like it best when they sing. And we all know that children's television + singing usually equals some really bad television. So I decided to see whether he likes listening to a music channel, and so far he is not enjoying the Cheetah Girls or this Ashley Tisdale song very much.
So I just thought I'd tell you that no, I'm not listening to this for myself.
Oh, and for those of you wondering what I'm even doing awake at this hour, I'm gonna tell you a secret: No, I don't really get that much sleep. Or that much sun. That's probably why I have a kind of vampire thing going on.
Oh, and I'm also waiting for my father to come home because we're supposed to be getting digital phone something or other today, and I'd rather not be home alone when strange people show up. But I'm probably going to go take a nap now and leave my bird listening to Everlife. ...or this horrible Ashley Simpson song. No, I love my bird too much for that. I'd much rather hear Blue's Clues, thanks. At least that show is mildly interesting. ...I need sleep.

-10:18 AM