ivyette: (Beatles)
I don't really have any explanation for why I did this. I spent so much time trying to see if I could and not enough time thinking about whether or not I should. I just... just click the cut, okay? Picture heavy. Phobia warning for grotesquely-featured humanoids and humanoids WITHOUT FACES. Oh God. OH GOD )

:(

Oct. 4th, 2011 05:24 pm
ivyette: (LOL PHILLIES)
re: baseball
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What

Jul. 17th, 2010 12:02 pm
ivyette: (LOL PHILLIES)
WHY HAVE I NO ANGRY ICONS. I NEED AN ANGRY ICON. THIS ONE WILL HAVE TO DO.

ANYWAY I AM RAGING LOOK AT THIS

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/15/baskin.robbins.retires.flavors/index.html?section=cnn_latest

LOOK AT THIS NONSENSE DO YOU SEE IT. THEY ARE RETIRING 5 FLAVORS

FRENCH VANILLA IS ONE

VANILLA IS MY FAVORITEST BESIDES COOKIE DOUGH

WHY THEY DO THIS. WHY. FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. I AM IVYSMASHING RTFN.

MY CAPSLOCK DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SHOW YOU MY RAGE. RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

-12:01 PM

Kitty

Feb. 11th, 2010 11:13 am
ivyette: (Sailor Moon Cherries)
I just drew a Hello Kitty.

She looks like a potato. Online drawing tutorials suck :(

Also, they don't sell CherinaCherine products in America. BECAUSE THEY ARE WHORES. Sanrio, y u do dis? YOU KNOW I WOULD BUT THEM IF YOU SOLD THEM HERE. I know that you- cosmically, in your soul-place- knew that I would the minute you greenlit these characters for introduction into the Sanrioverse. I know that deep in your heart my name came up, like a Related Search tab. You said "Hello Kitty plus cherries plus pink plus super cute plus there's two of them because her OCD demands she always have even numbers of things = Ivy B. Greenflower of Florida, USA"

I know you did. I know my picture came up in shareholder meetings when you announced their creation. BECAUSE YOU CREATED THIS FOR ME, DIDN'T YOU. If there was ever a time when God sat down and thought to himself, "I'mma reward that IvyB. I'mma make something just for her," this is what would have come from his fingertips. Then he'd pat himself on the back and smile benevolently down at me while I squealed (I mean, I'm assuming this is how God works. It's how I play the sims and I don't imagine God and I are very different)

And yet. AND YET. They're not on the US Sanrio page. WHY? Why would you tease me like this? Why would you say "LOOK HOW PERFECT THIS PRODUCT IS DON'T YOU LOVE IT" and then go "SRY JAPAN ONLY"

I don't live in Japan. I'm not obsessed with Japan. I have no money to go to Japan or pay extra on eBay. WHY YOU DO THIS.

For reference, this is what I'm talking about here: http://www.sanrio.co.jp/english/characters/detail/cherinacherine/index.html

Yep. I'm sure the universe's infinite cooking pot burped this up JUST FOR ME. Don't even pretend you don't agree, my name is all over that shit. My real name, even. That's how srs this is.

Anyway, idek what I'm rambling about anymore. kbai.

-11:12 AM

P.S. BECAUSE JAPAN

Uh

Feb. 6th, 2010 01:20 pm
ivyette: (Beatles)
WHERE DID MY LIVEJOURNAL INBOX GO klasjdklsaj


-ivybSTOPCHANGINGTHINGSflower @ 1:19 PM

Hmm

Dec. 12th, 2009 10:50 am
ivyette: (Beatles)
I need a slushie.


Also, glasses are broken. Need new frames (most likely). Going to Wal*Mart today to see what they can do; if they don't have THESE frames, I'll probably die, because I'm so picky. Can you blame me? These things are pasted to my face, like, 19 of the 24 hours in a day. They HAVE to not be ugly.

Of course, they'll have to take them away from me, which means I'll either be wearing my very old old glasses that are bent and silver and not pretty sleek black, but they're wire frames like these and have the half-frame thing going on around the lens so the only adjustment will be my blindness. It's either that or be blind as a bat for a week or more, depending. Wal*Mart actually has great eye care, believe it or not. The doctor I saw last time was a total sweetheart and super professional, and the other people (what do you call them? technicians?) are always super helpful when I break or bend or whatever them, and it's almost always no charge to have them adjusted, except when you need new nosepads, those are $2.01. Why the penny tho?

Sooooo I'll be blind for awhile. It's not like I have many places to go, anyway.


Maybe I'll get a slushie for my troubles. (They're currently held together with tape. TAPE. because BOTH arms are broken ARE YOU KIDDING ME. I DESERVE A SLUSHIE FOR MY SHAME.)

-ivybslushflower (ivybglassflower?) @ 10:49 AM

Cosmetics

Oct. 3rd, 2009 08:13 pm
ivyette: (Beatles)
So let's talk about the names they give makeup. Personally, I usually love them. They're so pretty. I'm kind of disappointed when cosmetics don't have pretty names. It doesn't affect whether or not I buy them, but it's always fun.

Sometimes the name is stupid, though. Like one time I came across an Urban Decay eyeshadow called "mildew" which... actually really looks like mildew. They couldn't have chosen a slightly better name? Like fresh cut grass, or a title-y one like "Always Grows on the North Side" or something. According to Sephora, http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P166063&categoryId=B70 it's one of their best-selling shades. Even though it's fug and I can't imagine any skintone it looks good on.

Last week my boyfriend and I came across a name I felt was worse. (I'll have to ask him what he thinks of mildew.)

See, it was like 4 AM in Wal*Mart (GOD I KNOW, DON'T EVEN, JUST SHUT UP, THERE WAS A GOOD REASON) and he was sleepy (justified) and I was looking at the Halloween nailpolishes, and I found a white one called "Oh Baby!" which is dumb, and a red one called "Hot Tamale" which is pretty normal, and a black one called "Kiss Me Here" which makes no damn sense at all, but sort of makes sense for a cosmetic product, I guess. And I picked up a purple one, which is very, very pretty, it's reddish purple sometimes but then sometimes totally like, navy blue purple. And awesome. So I flipped it over to look at the name.

"No Means No"

...the hell? Is this Lifetime? I told Boyfriend, who said "Are you serious?" and then "Please tell me your phone has a camera!" (It doesn't. It makes phonecalls. And that's pretty much it. Not that I care.)

I was dumbstruck. I cannot imagine who came up with this name, who signed off on it, who thought it was at all an attractive name for any kind of makeup or really anything. I mean, what about that says "purple" to you? Jesus. He and I were trying to figure it out and he eventually came over to see for himself and lamented that no one would believe us, or something. Then I realized, duhhhhh, it's for sale, morons. And only 2 bucks and really gorgeous. So I bought it. (Well, made him buy it. And a pretty pastel green BonBons itty bitty nailpolish. I'm currently wearing both, on alternating fingers. Because you care, right?)

Am I crazy? Am I the only one who thinks this is as weird a name as it is? I mean, if all the other colors had, like, Lifetime names it would make sense. It would be a weird gimmick, but okay. Not that I don't vehemently believe that no always means no, always at all times, always. But it's still really freaking weird.

Today I bought another purpleish nailpolish by the same company. It's called "Rio". Which doesn't really fit, but isn't as weird as "No Means No".

Which is less gross than Mildew.

P.S.: http://www.baricosmetics.com/product.aspx?id=552
(Gotta love "Nasty Girl" and "Excuse Me" and "Striptease") (Also, it looks absolutely nothing like that picture, at all. Like, seriously. WTF is with this company.) (Also-also, I'm currently obsessed with nailpolish. I keep buying BonBons. I'm insane.)

-8:32 PM

(Okay, watch like a hundred people commenting all THAT IS A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE NAME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.)

What

Aug. 29th, 2009 02:22 am
ivyette: (Beatles)
HOW CAN YOU TRADE KAZMIR

I KNOW I MADE FUN OF HIM A HELL OF A LOT BUT DAMMIT HE WAS MINE AND I LOVED HIM

WITH HIS BABY FACE AND HE GREW THESE WIMPY LITTLE BEARDS TO LOOK LIKE OLD AND SHIT I GUESS BUT WE ALL KNEW HE HAD A BABY FACE

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I HATE TRADING :( WHY CAN'T PLAYERS JUST STAY FOREVER :(

I didn't realize I'd care this much :(

I MISS YOU ALREADY SPECIAL K :(

-2:26 AM

Gah

Jan. 23rd, 2008 04:01 am
ivyette: (Individual)
Oh my God, I just cannot get over Heath Ledger. It MAKES NO SENSE.
I was never really a fan, but I always thought he was pretty cool. I'm so sorry for his daughter.

-4:02 AM

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