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Jun. 13th, 2013 04:50 am
ivyette: (Beatles)
Today I took a nap and had a dream I was walking along a road that went through the shoreline of a small bay-area of a larger body of water, probably the Gulf of Mexico (I have no idea why the shoreline would be ON THE ROAD but just go with it) and I slipped and fell backwards and hit my head and I hit it so hard it woke me up... and my head hurt.


~trippy~

Do you guys ever have dreams that affect how you feel when you wake up? Or something similar? One time I had a dream where I was showing someone pictures on my phone but it needed to be charged so my dream-self ACTUALLY SAID "I'll just wake up so I can go find my charger". And I did. My phone DID need to be charged so I guess I was thinking of that in my sleep. IDEK.

hi

Jan. 17th, 2012 06:12 pm
ivyette: (Beatles)
I had a dream today (this is not an MLK reference) that my phone was running low on batteries, and my dream-self's solution...

was to wake me up so real me could plug it in. No, really. That's what she said. "I'll just wake up and plug this in so we can look at more pictures". I suspect this is because I really did need to plug my phone in before I went to sleep, so dream-Ivy was saying "hey bitch wake up and do this".

It was very surreal.

6:11 PM

KYLIE

May. 9th, 2011 04:09 am
ivyette: (Kylie IP 3D)
I've had a horrifically busy weekend. All week my mother and I cooked/baked for a family brunch on Saturday, which started at 11 and didn't end until about 9. I'd spent Friday night watching Monster High webisodes until 3 AM because I am stupid, so I didn't get much sleep plus I think I'm battling a slight sinus infection? I can't really tell. I went swimming and played whatever it is you play when you have raquets and beat the little plastic ball thing over a net, plus I threw/kicked a football and played with a frisbee thing. I am terrible at all of these games. Then Boyfriend and I went to Chili's and then chilled at his house watching Oddities until like 3, because we are stupid.

Then on Sunday, which was today, I had to get up early again (see? STUPID) for another brunch, this time a fancy expensive buffet at a country club. Which was good. There's loads of food I like there, so I was happy.

THEN IT WAS KYLIE TIME. Moar! )

ANYWAY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO THE MAMAS ON MY FLIST.

K BAI. <3
3:54 AM

Weddings

May. 1st, 2011 12:41 am
ivyette: (Default)
SO THE ROYAL WEDDING DRESS HAD SLEEVES

I AM TEAM SLEEVES

SHE ALSO HAD IVY IN HER BOUQUET.

THIS IS A FABULOUS IDEA AND IDK WHY I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT.

I mean sure I have no wedding date or actual engagement, but I'M ALLOWED TO DREAM OKAY. I think I want pink carnations, ivy, and maybe roses? But probably just carnations and ivy.

I also really want a replica of the engagement ring. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I love tacky shit, I guess.

-12:40 AM

DREAMS

Mar. 1st, 2011 07:36 pm
ivyette: (LONGBERT 4E)
So let's talk about dreams I've had lately. I know, I know, other people's dreams aren't interesting. Which is why I'm cutting out all but the most interesting parts.

-Before I woke up today I had a dream I was in some sort of school, like a high school for adults, and had decided to join the baseball team (not softball). Some dude was hitting on me and I was like, k sure have my number you're cool. Then he left and Charlie Sheen showed up and draped himself over me and was like I WANT YOUR NUMBER TOO and I was like DON'T YOU EVER GIVE UP OH MY GOD GO AWAY. like... Charlie Sheen wtf you doing in my dreams, dude. gtfo.

-Last week I dreamed Cheryl Cole was kind of hitting on me, but another girl was telling me "Don't get your hopes up, she just likes to flirt, she never follows through." And I was like o ok den, we'll just be flirty friends. Pointless dream is pointless.

-I also dreamed I was in high school with Adam and I was a like, student council member? Like the school's president? And The vice principal (one of my actual VPs from when I was in actual high school) found some stuff and was like "I need you to find out who this belongs to" and I was like "oh, it's Adam's" and then he was avoiding me because I knew about his secret ex-boyfriend and he was afraid I'd judge him and I was like omg you idiot. And then when I found him he decided he wanted to be my boyfriend and I was like, o ok den. And then we had the blandest kiss ever.

I suspect the Charlie Sheen baseball dream came from the fact that before going to sleep I stayed up late writing a Longbert AU in which both of them are baseball players and it's a tiny bit angsty and I can't post it until I finish the other Longbert but I can't wait because it's like my favorite thing I ever wrote, I can't even. Where Charlie Sheen comes in I have no idea.

THE END.

Hmm

Nov. 18th, 2009 09:55 am
ivyette: (Beatles)
Just had a dream that Andrea was visiting and she had a car and then suddenly a bunch of cops drove up to my garage and drove... over each other (it was weird) trying to get in the side door so they could ask us about her car being robbed, and we were like wtf it was? And it was and it was upsetting, I think they took money? :(

I woke up really glad no one stole from her.

Then Kris Allen was on Regis and Kelly and he sang that awful, awful song I hate and I can't wait for his second single because this first one is awful but the album is good. I voted for him btw.


This entry doesn't sound like me at all

wtf

-9:55 AM
ivyette: (Liv)
In this entry: Spice Girls, Hair, and Writerly Thoughts.

1. Had another Spice Girls dream the other day, but none today/yesterday (my bizarre sleeping schedule makes these things hard to keep track of).

2. Lately my hair has just been fabulous. FABULOUS. It's so soft and unbelievably shiny, I cannot even tell you. I got some leave-in conditioner (the one for long hair from Herbal Essences, since I am their bitch) since it was on sale for 2 bucks, and I am so happy I did. Even if it stays on my hands for hours, the results are soooooo worth it. It works best when put in wet hair, though. It makes dry hair weird. The scalp must also be avoided during application. And just a little pump makes allllll of this hair fabulous. For all of you people who haven't seen me in... a year...? My hair has definitely gotten longer and fuller. Just to keep you updated on my hair.

3. Because I don't feel accomplished unless I make lists:
A few entries ago I mentioned having to rewrite my book. (I'm calling it a book to make myself feel important. I don't actually believe I can be published)
So far I've gotten 2,322 words out of 27,943 switched over to the proper pronouns (since I'm going back through and deleting all of the personal pronouns and switching them to third person pronouns.) AND THEN I'll have to go back and patch up some sentences that just flow awkwardly.
I've also written 238 words of brand-new stuff. I have to tell you that it's disheartening to be working on this thing and not see the word count go up as I'm switching words from "I" to "she". I know it should be quality over quantity, but watching the word count go steadily upwards has been one of the greatest thrills from this whole endeavor (considering all of my other finished stuff tends to fall below five thousand words). It's also hard not to want to go forward with the story in my head and then ruin everything, because if I get too far in my head and not far enough on paper I'll give up on it. Bleh. I might go in and work some more on the next parts, but then I'll lose the energy I need to redo the rest and bleeeeeh. Writing is hard :(

But I am happy, though. My life just feels wonderful.

-3:15 AM

La la la

Jun. 6th, 2008 10:33 pm
ivyette: (Sailor Moon Cherries)
Last night Victoria Beckham moved in next door. None of the other Spice Girls came, but her husband did, which was the first time I've met him so far. And we partied and there were many, many paparazzi photos of us together, which was neat.
It's getting kind of weird though. I'm not complaining, because they're fun dreams, but, you know, it's getting weird.

-10:36 PM

Sigh

Oct. 24th, 2007 04:53 am
ivyette: (Individual)
I hate it when I have such beautiful dreams about people I can never see again. I hate it more when I wake up.

I miss you, Uncle John.

-4:45 AM

Pirates

Aug. 28th, 2007 10:55 pm
ivyette: (Hedwig)
So last night I had a dream that I was a pirate. In fact, Jack Sparrow and Will+Elizabeth were there. There was no water and no boats, so we were pirating... in my backyard. There were a lot of weird, supernatural things happening and we were all confused (and I kept calling Jack Johnny, and no one cared). Eventually we split up, and everyone seemed to know what was going on except me. JohnnyJack went off to do whatever it is he does while Elizabeth went off to do something, like distract our enemies or... something. So Will and I wandered around the backyards, since I have two houses, with no real aim(he never let me in on the plan.)
So we went in my second house, and when we came back out, instead of the normal porch, there were lots of benches and lots and lots of overdressed old ladies. And the atmosphere was very tense and spooky. And then I realized why: I looked at one old lady, who was kind of a leader of all of them, and I said "You're supposed to be dead. You died last month!" And she was all, "So what?" So Will and I were freaked out by all of these dead old ladies. We eventually escaped into the backyard again before they could do anything weird to us like they wanted to, and we were running very, very close to each other. And there was kind of a tension between us that I can't really explain, and he commented on it, like how awkward it would be if we got together, especially with Elizabeth around, so we could never, because he loves her more anyway, and I was like, "Come on, how long have we been friends? I could never!" and we both laughed, and then I remembered that I have a boyfriend anyway, who I really loved lots. And at this point I was thinking more of Orlando Bloom than the Will from the movies, because I was thinking of his various movie roles, and kind of blending being a fan with being his friend. So eventually we get to my front yard and find JohnnyJack... gardening. In fact, he had changed out of his pirate gear into normal Johnny Depp clothes, like those hats and glasses he always wears, with his normal hairstyle and everything. And Will and I were concerned over why he was dejectedly gardening, and I think Elizabeth might have been there, and we were all concerned because he was giving up pirating. And then somehow we all got in a car and I don't think anyone was driving (I was in the back seat) and ended up in an area of Spring Hill I usually associate with Long John Silvers and Red Lobster, further fitting with our pirate theme. And then I woke up.

The last time I had an awesome dream about one of my fandoms I turned it into a short story people liked, but I couldn't think how to do that with this one without it being really bad fanfiction. The last one wasn't fanfiction because all of the characters weren't really there and the ones who were were out of character.

-11:08 PM
ivyette: (Sailor Moon Cherries)
I've been having such bizarre dreams lately. The one I had today was actually kind of fun. I remember a lot of fantasy elements though. And apparently my room has a beautiful, never-ending magical field in it with faries and trees and neat stuff. And Shoshannah came in through my window for no reason at all, and that was fun. Sometimes I forget that other people don't know what's in my dreams and I keep thinking they know they were there.

I'm happier now than I was a few months ago. There's no more of those horrible depressed feelings.

And now we know who Anna Nicole's babydaddy is, so, you know, all is at peace with the world.
Computer's still not fixed, but most of its files are backed up on a DVD, along with the old computer's.

Well, that's all. Remind me later to transcribe some stuff I wrote for the dead people story. I haven't given up on it, I just haven't been that inspired lately. Now I have to go take a shower and possibly do some stretches and sit-ups, because I'm starting not to fit into my fat pants, and that's a problem. But I discovered a treasure chest full of jeans I forgot I had that actually fit me, so I'm thrilled because lately I've only had one pair I've been wearing anytime humans had to see me.

Okay bye.

-4:43 PM

Argh!

Apr. 4th, 2007 11:30 pm
ivyette: (Liv)
I am still computerless. The two computers are still at whereverthehell getting their drives wiped. The bad thing is, though, that once that happens, and they come home, MY COMPUTER STILL ISN'T FIXED because Dell has to install the new crap. So even when they come home, I will still be computerless. I know I have this one, but I hate coming here because the house is always creepy at night and the room's not comfortable and there's no TV and the record player in this room isn't hooked up and this computer is slow and the screen is kind of stretched funny. Not that I don't appreciate it, of course. It's great to have it here. But I really, really don't like XP.
I'm also horribly behind on lj posts and celebrity news and just talking to people in general.
It's funny, because even though I know I have no computer, I still keep thinking like I do. Today I thought to myself, "Hey, you know who hasn't IMed me lately? ...oh, right, I don't have anything TO RECEIVE THEIR IMS WITH. Now I remember." And I keep thinking of things I want to look up or read online, and lj entries I want to post. And I've been feeling really creative lately, but I don't have a computer to type with. Writing longhand is just not an option. I hold a pen in my hand and attempt to write fiction and my brain's just like "What? What are you trying to do? I don't understand, what?" It's just so frustrating.
I've also had nothing to do all night. The other night I got so bored I plucked my eyebrows for the first time since the prom. I've been watching JTV like a crazy person, but the hosts aren't always amusing and the jewelry's not always pretty, which causes problems. And forget about sleeping. I tried that last night and kept waking up every two hours after having nightmares. I just cannot sleep in the dark.
Today I dreamed I was an American Idol contestant and I hadn't picked my song yet and I was going to go on soon, and when I went on I'd only have 30 seconds to sing so I had to pick the right part of the song to sing, and I hadn't picked an outfit yet either and other people kept doing the songs I wanted to sing. It was Beatles night, by the way. So I was wearing this like, long sleeved red shirt with a turtleneck that went to my knees, but it was plain and boring and I didn't want to go on like that, so I asked Ryan Seacrest for help and he said I looked fine, but I said I simply could not wear this, so I asked for a belt to make it more interesting, so he tried to help me find a belt before I had to go on and I had no song to sing. I woke up just after I found an ugly belt and had chosen to sing "Something". The funny thing is, I was quite skinny and tall and never did I once think "wait, I can't sing!" It was an odd dream.
I also dreamed I was a character on that fresh prince show. That was kind of a fun dream, except I kind of hate that show. But it was fun being in that universe for awhile, because I got to be black.
Then I dreamed Bianca and I were in some really trendy mall and Justin Timberlake was there, except he looked like he did when he was still with Britney 1283873 years ago. And she and I agreed that he looked good, and should stay shaved because he's not so hot with the unshavenness. But I told her I was sad that I don't like his music, and she felt bad for me. That's all kind of amusing because in real life I don't pay much attention to him, and I don't really have an opinion either way on his attractiveness. And also, neither of us was acting like it was a big deal to be so close to him.

That reminds me of the time I had a dream my car almost crashed into a car with Lindsay Lohan's family in it, and my first thought was "I have to go to ONTD and post about this!" and I kept taking pictures for them.

Speaking of Bianca, I haven't talked to you in like five years so as soon as I get my own computer back I am so IMing you. Be prepared, k.

-11:49 PM
ivyette: (Liv)
It's spring! Seriously, winter just bothers me so much, it's just so UGH COLD HATE. And knowing summer is comming soon is just awesome. I wish I was born in the summer. Instead of stupid November. With all the stupid turkey crap.
Every day I wake up feeling worse than I did when I woke up the day before, but I go to bed feeling a lot better than I did when I went to bed the night before. I think that means the three medicines are working, but I'm not sure. I do know that I think I'm almost not sick anymore, but I still have lots of pills left and will have to keep taking the nasty nasty pills for a while. Actually, the amoxycillin doesn't taste much like anything if I take it with iced tea or soda, but the mucinex is just heinous. The Claritin's too small to taste. In fact, I'm up now because I'm waiting for 11 o'clock, which is when my next dose of antibiotics has to come. Whose dumb idea was it to make you take pills ever 8 hours, wtf.

Last night I had a dream that people kept text-messaging me with really important emotional issues and wanted my help, but I couldn't text them back because my phone doesn't have text-messaging and I was freaking out because everyone needed me and I couldn't help them, and because they'd all hate me because I didn't answer.

I'm totally going to be like, an angry version of Spongebob when I get older. I like cartoons and playing with toys. And I can't drive. But I probably won't piss off my neighbors. And I don't like working.
You know, you kind of have to envy Spongebob. He has a crap job, but can support a whole house. He never seems to be too poor. And he has Gary, who always has good advice that he ignores. And he has plenty of friends whose houses he can actually walk to. I have no idea if Spongebob went to college, but I doubt it. And man, Krabby Patties look really, really good. I wish I could eat dozens of delicious burgers a day and not be all unhealthy and fat. And I wish it didn't affect my life that I couldn't drive.
Or maybe I just watch too many cartoons, who knows.

-10:35 AM

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